THE OLD DARK HOUSE
1932: Boris Karloff plays the mute butler in a houseful of madmen where a group of travellers are waylaid on a lonely, rainy night. Director James Whale (Frankenstein) has the film dripping with atmosphere and touches of the same dark sense humour that would later pervade Bride of Frankenstein. Not for everyone - its characters are deliberately strange, and it shows its age a bit more than the Frankenstein movies - but great for anyone who enjoys a good 'dark, stormy night' story, since this is probably the best of that type. Back

ONE MILLION B.C.
1940: A prehistoric saga with all the dramatic power of two - no, maybe three - Flintstones episodes watched in succession! And who needs stop-motion when you can have hairy elephants and pigs with horns? Made about seven years after King Kong, this caveman epic uses back-projected lizards and guys in dinosaur suits (their details often obscured by conveniently located trees) to tell the story of an exiled member of the cruel rock tribe and his journey to find the peaceful shell people. The film's footage of fighting lizards showed up in about ten zillion other z-movies, including Robot Monster, Night of the Persons, and Horror of the Blood Monsters. Back

ONE MILLION YEARS B.C.
1967: Remake of the above is probably more notable for Raquel Welch's best-selling cavegirl poster (seen inThe Shawshank Redemption) than anything else. The score & photography are both pretty good, though, with great views of expansive natural vistas that far surpass the studio backlot jungles of the 1940 version. Also groo-vay are Ray Harryhausen's stop-motion special effects, which inlude a giant sea turtle. Back

Text copyright 2000 by Conall Pendergast.