I EAT YOUR SKIN
1964/71: Known under a number of titles, including Zombies and Voodoo Bloodbath, this was given its current name in 1971 to pair it on a double bill with I Drink your Blood. It's the usual zombie shenanigans, as a swinging writer and his pals travel to Voodoo Island and encounter an evil scientist who's using the locals as guinea pigs in his heinous experiments, thus transforming them into zombies. The scientist moonlights as a masked stranger who leads the voodoo ceremonies, but why he does that, well ... don't try and figure it out. Director Del Tenney, the man who gave us The Horror of Party Beach, throws in a few cool scenes, including a zombie getting hit in the chest with a flare gun and knocked over the side of a boat (when he gets hit, he clutches his chest just below where the flare hit him, clearly holding the flare himself. As he turns and falls overboard, he raises his hand in the air. Of course, the flare stays with his hand, not his chest). Zombie makeup looks like rolled oats, but the "voodoo" dancers are pretty good. Back

THE INCREDIBLY STRANGE CREATURES WHO STOPPED LIVING AND BECAME MIXED-UP ZOMBIES
1964: Garishly photographed carnival story, heavily padded with slammin' sideshow numbers, has youthful dude Jerry (played by director Ray Dennis Steckler under the alias Cash Flagg) becoming the victim of evil fortune teller Estrella and her army of zombies (well, three zombies). Jerry's so cool, man, I wish I was Jerry. Check out a little of Jerry's spatula-sharp wit:
JERRY: How's college?
JERRY'S GIRLFRIEND'S BROTHER: Fine. You should try it sometime.
JERRY: The world's my college.
You know, talk don't get much better than that. But just as cool as Jerry is his nifto friend, who speaks with a fairly thick accent. When they first enter Madame Estrella's tent, she asks if they wish their fortunes told. Jerry's buddy, quick as a horny toad, replies, "What you think we came here for, to eat?" Hehe. The seedy carvinal setting and intensely coloured photography (by Joseph Mascelli, Vilmos Zsigmond, and, apparently, Laszlo Kovacs) contribute to an eerie atmosphere, and who can't love those classy sideshow scenes, featuring the comedic stylings of -- oh, I forget his name -- and hit songs like "Shook Outta Shape"? Probably one of Steckler's better pictures; he's also done The Thrill Killers and Blood Shack (the blood shack is a little old place where we can get together ...). I've seen this movie three times, and it just keeps getting better! The secret is not to be agitated by the excessive padding (i.e. the sideshow numbers), but to enjoy them for their own kitchalicious value.Back

Text copyright 2000 by Conall Pendergast.