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| FLESH
FREAKS: The Movie You've got to See!
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Sure,
you could pour your money down the drain investing in Fortune 500
stock or precious metals, but why do that when you can grab your
very own copy of FLESH FREAKS? It's a movie so intense, so gruesome,
so jaw-droppingly disgusting that everyone from the smallest baby
to the oldest grandmother will be completely bowled over by its
heart-warming (well, more accurately, heart-ripping) amazingness! |
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 You
too can bask in the glory that surrounds only those who've slid
on over to B-Movie.com - or their local "alternative"
video place - and grabbed themselves a copy of FLESH FREAKS to comfort
them in their darkest hours. And don't be afraid to share the gore-laden
joy -- remember, FLESH FREAKS makes the perfect gift for relatives,
friends, enemies, enemies' friends, friends' relatives, relatives'
enemies, enemies' relative friends, and that pizza delivery guy
you always forget to tip! |
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J.R. Bookwalter,
acclaimed director of such neato cult hits as THE DEAD NEXT DOOR,
OZONE, and Full Moon's WITCHOUSE II: BLOOD COVEN (pronounced like
"oven" in this case, I assume), had this to say about
FF: "Good Job, very ambitious, frenetic filmmaking!"
FLESH FREAKS was the recipient of a Merit Award at the 2000 American
B-Movie Film Festival, where it was nominated for Best Makeup,
Best Editing, Best Villain, and Best Foreign Film (Canada). Recently,
b-movie website Thrae.com reviewed FF and called it "a wild
movie ... loads of fun!" According to Thrae, it's a "movie
to definitely get your hands on ... Plenty of thrills and chills!
... This movie rocks!" In other words, it would be a good
idea to make your life better by grabbing yourself a copy!
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| HOW
TO GET IT |
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click here
to go to B-Movie.com, then click on 'Order' to send for your own
exciting copy! It's the perfect gift for a wedding, a confirmation,
a baby shower, a confirmation of a baby shower ... anything! |
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| Here's
what the people are saying: |
Mervin
Schnell, West Milford, NJ:
"Quite possibly THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER
MADE ... in Belize! Well, okay, maybe it's not up there with THE
DOGS OF WAR - but hey, it sure beats CARIBE!"
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Rocky Molowskowitz,
Green Falls, MO:
"I'd kill my own mother for a copy.
Hell, I'd kill anyone for a copy. Oh, who am I kidding? I'd kill
anyone whether they had a copy or not!"
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Purleen
Hawmpson, Maconback, KY:
"Since I bought FLESH FREAKS, I've lost
30 pounds, my husband's got a new job, my cooking tastes a thousand
times better, and my dead hamster's come back to life! Thank you,
FLESH FREAKS!"
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